A little while ago I was sitting comfortably in my room, probably working on some website or another, when Ptah walked in. Normally he starts speaking as soon as he’s within earshot but this time he stood quietly with a semi-serious expression on his face. He looked me dead in the eyes and after a long silence says: “Punt”.

I paused for a second, obviously confused, and then after a moment of dawning comprehension I started laughing hysterically. We then started throwing out words like digger, nibble, and perm. And that’s how Guttonyms.com was born.

Guttonym is a word we made up which refer to words that sound like dirty words. It comes from the latin gutta for gutter (in the sense of having your mind in the gutter).I’m sure it’ll catch on so remember that you read it hear first!

What are you waiting for? Visit Guttonyms.com now!